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by Anonymous User on Fri Oct 13, 2006 at 02:36:32 PM PDT

Please note that I have applied for, and expect to be granted, the following patents.  Once granted the first patent will modify all patents and copyrights as filed by chefs and/or other preparers of food.  To wit, once said food is ingested it becomes subject to the extraction, etc, covered by the first patent and all further terms and limitations that pertain thereto.  However, generous terms will be available to those chefs, preparers, and diners who are agreeable to paying reasonable royalties.  Similar terms will be available for the other two patents.

The patents are:

Method of extraction and utilization of chemical energy from certain organic substances.  (I.e., eating, digestion, and metabolism)

Mechanism for exchange and transport of gases within mammalian bodies.  (Breathing and blood circulation.)

System of levers and actuators for propulsion of bodies supported on articulated motive units. (Walking)



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