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by Anonymous User on Thu Aug 12, 2004 at 01:43:03 PM PDT

While it's not completely applicable to software, I like M&M's EULA as printed on a bag of M&Ms:

"M&MS Chocolate Candies are made of the finest ingredients. This product should reach you in excellent condition. Satisfaction guaranteed or we will replace it.  We value your questions or comments. Call 1-800-627-7852 M-F, 8:30 AM to 5 PM EST."

Short, sweet and customer-oriented.



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